Super Hero Day : Tra La La La La

Okay, so your 17 year old daughter and two friends, wear beige leotards, don a pair of briefs, tie red towels around their necks and go off to their New York high school to participate in "Superhero Day". Lucky them! They have Zippy Gizzardhiney (aka Nicholas Restivo) as their school principal and he does this.

Mr. Gizzardhiney, why don't you take a field trip to Tucson and talk to this teacher about his costume:

Or head over to this public library and ban their librarian for doing this:



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