A little Q & A

Hope you are all still out there somewhere. We've had technological difficulties and our webmaster was off bettin' on the ponies. We'll catch up next week but in the meantime I will answer some questions people think we must be able to answer because they visit our site after searching:

What does schmuck mean? It means "penis" in Yiddish, but is commonly used to describe someone who is acting foolish or moronic.

What is the article in Newsweek titled "Girls gone bad"about? Spoiled girls. Duh.

Will soon to be ex-husband ever return? If his name is Charlie and you dropped him off in Boston, it's doubtful.

Friend's daughter has nits, do I tell her? Yes. Whether it is your friend or her daughter, either way you should mention it. You can work it into casual conversation like, "Oh hey, I need to run by the pharmacy and pick up some toothpaste. Want to go with me and pick up some Rid for you or your daughter? I'll drive."

How is Aviva? She's been busy with rehearsals for the Loveland Choral Society's spring show. If you ever had a reason to visit Loveland, this is it.

What is a pack n play? It is a portable crib made by Graco. We highly recommend them, particularly if you are a family that travels. Hotel cribs sometimes don't meet current safety guidelines. Also, if you are staying with friends or relatives, they may not have children or if they do,their kid might be using the only crib or has outgrown it so they don't have one at all.

What does your house look like? We try to make sure they aren't sticky or stinky, but other than that, we don't worry about it too much. The house can be spotless when the kids leave for college. Until then we'll just keep it surface clean as opposed to ready for royalty.

Does Britney Spears have a daughter? No.

How do you tell your family you don't wear underwear? All it really takes is putting your dress over your head. Just once.

What would The Fonz say? If The Fonz guest posted on Parentopia, we'd want him to share this quote with our readers:
Cool is knowing the difference between right and wrong and doing what is right with guts.