Photo Caption Contest Over At Club Med Insider, Win a Graco Pack N Play, Dammit!

We're having a photo caption contest over at the home of Parentopia On Vacation. So head on over to Club Med Insider beginning June 2nd. You can enter as many times as you like between now and July 2nd.

The grand prize is a brand new Graco Pack N Play with Newborn Napper. The other prize is a signed copy of our book "Mommy Guilt" and along with it an hour of Family Vacation Consultation from us.

Essentially what this means is you get to have a 3-Way with us(We bet that got your attention. Didn't it?)OVER THE PHONE, AKA Conference call. We want to help you figure out any sort of vacation situation such as:

Tips to make sharing a room more enjoyable for your family and fart sharing less attractive to your children.

Flying, Driving or Riding the Rails: How to minimize crying, whining and tantruming in enclosed spaces. (no age limit, adults included.)

The In-Laws are coming! The In-Laws are coming! Avoiding Matricide and Patricide while away from home.

Of course this is a brief overview of possible issues, however we'll tailor your Hour of Power for what you need for your own family.

There are some conest rules, and they are explained over at Club Med, and yes you will have to register at the Insider, but we PROMISE you will NOT be spammed. They are very professional over there. Yo.