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Monday, August 16th, 2010

Aviva and I will write a BlogHer10 recap post, and we’ll get to it in the next couple of weeks, but a brief overview would be the conference was fantastic, we met and re-met really incredible women, and men…And I have re-purposed the reusable water bottle we received in our BlogHer10 swag bag (as pictured, it holds a pina colada-virgin or loaded-quite nicely!)

You may remember Aviva and I are travel experts over at Club Med Insider and this means from time to time we visit a resort for, um, research.  So this week I am at Club Med in Punta Cana spending the week here with my family. This vacation was originally scheduled last January, however the week we were to leave, the earthquake in Haiti happened and we made the decision to postpone our trip.  It just didn’t seem like the right time to frolic on the other end of an island with the aftershocks, both personal and physical, from the quake still fresh. So we waited. And now we’re here and it’s gorgeous!

Since this is the final week of many European vacations, the resort is chock full of French speaking folks, somewhere around 900 of them.   While I studied the French language from 3rd grade all the way through college, I haven’t exactly utilized French very often in the past 15 years.  I’m admittedly rusty.  I can definitely understand French enough to respond to anyone who greets me and I have also been able to translate the kids’ theatre shows for my own children who do not speak French. However, having an actual conversation in French is a bit of a challenge, only because I can’t remember how to conjugate verbs properly.   I’m essentially speaking Navajo French. The Navajo language does not express the past, present or future of a verb in the same way other languages do. When one speaks Navajo, the tense of the verb is based upon the context of the entire conversation or how objects relate to one another.  So it would be like me saying, “I run” and you must figure out by the context of what we are discussing if I have  already run, will run, or am presently running.  I’ve developed my own hybrid form of communication, I give to you, Navajo French.  I’m getting by on it, that and my Sesame Street Espanol. Fortunately I do know that “no” in Spanish is “no” something Oscar The Grouch did not.

The experience of my kids hearing me communicate in another language, and having them hear others actually understand me, even if it’s a bit hap-hazard, has been a very good thing. They now see me in a different light as I don’t recall having said to either of them at any point, “Mom knows how to speak and read French.” The last time our family spent time amid the French was 10 years ago when we took a cruise and it stopped at St. Maarten. At that time, our oldest son was then 5 years old and our youngest was 8 months.  Our older son remembers meeting the French on the island. In fact to this day when our son recalls St. Maarten he refers to it as “The naked people place.”

If the Internet Gods smile down upon me, I’ll post more while I’m here, otherwise I’ll catch up when I retourner!

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Friday, March 20th, 2009


As much as a I lament about the word “iconic” being overused as of late, I will also admit there are instances when the word “iconic” just hits the right spot adjectively. Is that a word? I dunno. Is now. So what. Move on.

This brings to Club Med. Which in my mind is an icon of world travel all-inclusivity. Is that a word? I dunno. Is now. So what. Move on.

Maybe you are like Mom101 and me, remembering the swinging singles days of Club Med. Not that it was a bad thing, it wasn’t,. While I hadn’t visited the Club Med of Old, my mother’s best friend met her husband at a Club Med back in The Day. Must have been an appropriate place to find a life partner because they’ve been married for over 25 years. I’d say they both look back with fondness on their Club Med vacations. Much like honeymooners look back on a honeymoon, because Club Meds are also popular honeymoon spots. (The gauntlet has now been thrown, use honeymoon more than 3 times in a sentence. GO!)

You know who else looks back with fondness on a Club Med vacation? Aviva and me. In January we shared M.O.M(AKA Mommy Needs a Margarita) get-away at Club Med Cancun. Neither Aviva nor I had ever been to a Club Med, so it only made sense for us to visit before we began writing our new family travel column for the Club Med Insider. And so we were off to Cancun.

Oh the working conditions! Unbelievable! Don’t take my word for it. Look for yourself. But besides the obvious hit we took for the team, we were there to look over the resort and and programs while wearing a multitude of hats; expert, parent, spouse, woman. Our purpose was part anthropological, part sociological and part gastronomicological. Is that a word? I dunno. Is now. So what. Move on.

What Aviva and I noticed is while Club Med is often compared to summer camp, it’s not really summer camp. There are no counselors herding you like sheep from one activity to another. Everything offered at the resort is “opt in” or “opt out.” The staff are attentive not intrusive. No one is going to make you feel pushed to participate in anything, whether you are an adult or a kid.

Unless your traveling companion forces you to get up at 9AM and attend Salsa Dancing. You’d think after 30 plus years of being friends I would know Aviva is an alarm-setting- caffeine-depriving-salsa -dancing- taskmaster. Even so, I tried something new and did not experience public shaming for my mildly dyslexic left handedness which meant I always started on the wrong foot. (Do you hear that Mr. Petruski? Gym teacher from hell who made fun of me in elementary school because I suck at softball.) The pictures of the salsa dancing will never see the light of day, but even so, remembering the experience, and the threats of kicking Aviva’s ass with my right foot, makes me grin from ear to ear.

We’ll be keeping it real over there like we do over here. There are no perfect family vacations, just like there isn’t a perfect way to parent, we don’t expect anyone to feel pressured to plan the perfect vacation. In addition to writing our weekly column, we’ll be hanging out in the forum section answering questions and swapping stories.

Please belly up to the side bar and join us for a grin and iconic!